This product is guaranteed to STOP those awful afternoon chocolate cravings, CONTROL your mindless snacking, and HELP you lose that stubborn belly fat!
Side effects MAY include: Irritability, low blood sugar, lack of energy, dehydration, and fatigue. Allergic reactions may occur to those with a sensitivity to adhesive materials.
While the FDA has not approved this product (and it is likely they will not), it is still available and can be found at your local hardware store!
We also offer this variety:
Get your A.S.S. Patch TODAY and watch the results unfold!
PS: Yes these photos were taken in my office restroom...we can't afford real models!
*** May cause sudden death if left on for long periods of time. If you have an erection for more than 4 hours, you need to be reading a different blog and don't ever come back to this page. Because that's just disgusting.
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ReplyDeleteIt now comes in all different colors so you can coordinate it with your wardrobe!!!
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