Here's what sticks out in my mind: "Animal models of obesity have accelerated the pace of discovery in obesity research." In layman's terms -- Scientists are targeting fat mice. (If you want to read the small print...here is a source you can look through...warning: it has small print and few pictures. http://webdoc.nyumc.org/nyumc/files/animalresources/attachments/laban0205-30.pdf)
I'm a fan of research. I'm a fact finder. I'm a natural-born skeptic. And I like to see proof in black and white. So, these studies really do interest me. With that in mind, I have formulated a theory about this obese mice issue. Ridding the world of fat mice will make thinner people! If you have fat mice in YOUR house, do your best to make them more fit and healthy! Instead of eating a box of cookies on the couch and letting them eat the crumbs of that high-fat stuff...eat a handful of carrots while dusting the piano. Even if you do drop some of that food on the floor, when the mouse finds it under the piano bench, he'll be getting more nutrients and healthy food than those sofa cookies. Stop thinking about YOURSELF. There are poor chubby rodents that need YOUR HELP! Fat mice = fat homes.
So, there's some healthy food for thought!
LMAO!!! I think I would be skinny if I had mice in my home because #1, my heart rate would go up every time I see one and that is sure to burn a few extra calories. #2 I would burn calories chasing the little rodents around the house firing at them with my staple gun. #3 I would gain muscle carrying out the five gallon bucket with the mouse in the bottom covered by the boulders that I've thrown in there to make sure that the mouse won't get me.
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